Friday, December 31, 2004
THINGS GUYS SHUD NOE ABT GIRLS:
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their
house...they run around in their underwear just
like
we do.
2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof,
but
girls tell each other everything about
everything.
Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be
mud.
3.Don't ever do anything wrong (well not
anything).
girls remember things for life and anything you
did
wrong will be used against you in the future.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're
beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If
they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to.
If
they're going out with you in the first place, it's
because they like being in your arms.
8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your
friends that you did,
-- 8.5. If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your
friends that you did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private,
really...most
of them are not offended by it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them
can
eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of
everything,
but they do discuss these things with their
friends.
Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half
all
the time, everyone will know about it and your
friends
will know you're a pussy.
--11.5. Do you honestly need all your money
that
much?
Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three
things
from
her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his
sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's
not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often
as
you
can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the
door.
If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure
she's
home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to
kick the crap out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours,
pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a
joking way. Even if she swats you first, and
says,
"Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never
make
any
gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She
doesn't
care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters
that
you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along
with
their
pets, parents and best friends. Be prince
charming to
their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and
make
sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms or friends...that's
just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not
gross,
and
it really does make them feel like crap, so be
understanding.
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're
introducing her to your friends, you'd better
damn
well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where you go for every date.
They
really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it
for
them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play
fighting/wrestling, be gentle.
26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her
birthday
and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't give her something stupid for her
birthday
or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't
have to
be
expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry
is
always nice.
28. If you think the relationship isn't going to
last,
don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if
you draw it out.
29. After you've been dating for a while, realize
that
they really have started to trust you. When you
have a
girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot
more
responsibility, privilege and control. Be careful
with it, most guys would kill for
that kind of power, but it can be lost in a
nanosecond.
30. Bein e new age sensitive guy dont werk fer
all
gerls. Tho they tink ey prefer it, they actually do
get
attracted to a chauvinist
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Thursday, December 30, 2004
woohoo! its finally ma birthday!!! hahaha. n im finally 18!!! hehe. hmm...ma mom bought me dis butterfly thingy wich u cn hang at ur door..wich ive been lookin for..hehe. THX MOM!! ma 1st bdae present..! n its frm ma dearest mom..love ya! ;p
n i cant wait to meet ma dear marcel n rhino tmr..! too bad nisa cant mke it..coz she has ored made plans wif her dear taufik at sentosa..hahaha. haven seen dem in ages!! hmm..lookin forward to our gals' dae out tmr..
hmm...sch starts officially in 3 daes' tym..ive mixed feelings ova it..its lyk deja vu all ova again..bt hey! cant wait to c ma klasmates, especially ma dear gals again..haven seen dem in awhile..ws supposed to hang out 2geda durin da hols bt to no avail..haha. wonder who's gona teach us nxt yr...all new teachers..hope dey wud b gd..
ooh...rugby chalet ws 3 daes ago..at costa sands pasir ris..twas whacked! me, fana, nina n za kept on eatin..lyk nobody's business..hahaha. 1st twas da chickens..den da stingray..n da cuttlefish..we kept on eatin n eatin..n dey kept on feedin me..bt twas gr8! haha. went ghost-huntin too..yup. stuff happened bt shant go in2 details abt it..bt overall, i'd a great tym..twas a memorable one..especially wif da guys constantly composing songs..dt were hilarious bt catchy..nw i cant help but dey keep on playin in ma mind.."Love..is a wonderful emotion..." and the "lalala" song...hahaha. dey even specially composed a song entitled "Who peed n din flush da toilet?" when i asked dem lykwise..haha. NUTS!
well, before i end dis entry..i juz wana wish everyone a "HAPPY NEW YEAR!!"..may u guys hve a gr8 yr ahead..all da bez in ur future endeavours..! ;p
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Saturday, December 11, 2004
da dae which started off pretty badly turn out to be a pretty great dae in da end..ws supposed to meet up wif aunt mariea at far east at 1..bt coz twas rainin pretty heavily, we were stuck in traffic for abt n hr!!! wt ws supposed to be a half an hr bus ride instead took me abt 2h to get dere..wth! i ws so damn fidgety n edgy in da bus..thank god i brought ma earpiece along wif me..
had lunch at sakura..wif a full-blast course plus the company of the attention-seekin Mr. Chan (aka Rama), who kept on preachin on gangsterhood..haha. bumped into khadi n her bf dere..think she muz hve tot dt he ws nuts or sth..haha. bt seriously, its juz a hobby of his to do lykwise..hehe.
due to a miscommunication, met up wif farah at clarke quay NEL alone..had to go thru a horde of M&Ms on ma wae dere as dey too were headin for da sg hiphop fest..waited for han..den we went to hve lunch as da doors were stil closed as da event ws pastponed coz of da bad weather..chilled at coffee bean n later went in..had a great tym dere despite sum bored moments as da crowd wasn't dat happenin at tyms..the performances were gr8..met wirza n her frens n kak yana dere..shabz, zaf, nadia n hafiz too..skipped taufik's performance n went to hooters afta dt for a fillin dinner wif ma aunt, sis, rama n fii..n well, headed hme afta dt..ahakz.
i duno y..bt ive a bad feelin dt dis is kinda a lame entry..bt wad da heck..im juz feelin freakin lazy ryt nw..bt contradictingly, i, too, wana update dis pathetic blog of mine..haha. fickled-minded me..well, gota go n get ma beauty slp nw..coz its 5am oredi!!! haha. ait den..lyk wt rama always sae..keep it gangsta! ;p
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Saturday, December 04, 2004
HERES ARE A FEW REASONS WHY GUYS LIKE GALS:
1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worthwhile
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds yours
13. The way they smile
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore”…
* hate them,
wish they would die
or
know that you would die without them ...
it matters not.
Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world,
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to the depths of their souls
and you say a million things,
without a trace of a sound,
you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed.
within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart,
We love them for a million reasons.
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind,
but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.
~SO IS ALL DIS TRUE GUYS?? HAHAHA. ;P~
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Friday, December 03, 2004
heyhey!!! noe i haven been updatin for a LONG tym..so sori..hehe. ma com's infected n its been givin me LOTSA problem..damn it! i duno hw..bt i guess its ma lucky dae 2dae dt i managed to get to da blooger website..hahaha. so..yup..nth much to sae otha dt ive juz been busy goin jln raya..hahaha. went jln raya for 3 daes in a row last wk..den anoda on sundae..n anoda one juz dis recent wed..n i stil haven gone out jln raya w/ma sec sch n pri sch frens..when hari raya's gona end pretty soon! hahaha. hmm..feelin dead tired ryt nw..m so sori bt im REALLY nt in a mood to write an entry nw..hehe. niwae to evryone.."HAPPY HOLIDAES!!!"..n to ma frens who took deir re-exams n r anticipatin deir results nw.."All da bez! n do tell me wt u get ait?" ;p ait den..later!
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