Saw dis sumwhere online..tink its kinda cool..
coz twas written by a guy who has had years of experience..
n its kinda true..so CHECK IT OUT!! especially the guys.. hehe ;p
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up attheir house...they run around in theirunderwear just like we do.
2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seemfoolproof, but girls tell each othereverything about everything. Trust me,they WILL find out and you will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relativeand all guy friends. Any of them wouldkick your a** at the drop of a hat, and alot of them wouldn't even wait for thedamn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell themthey're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of yourfriends. If they laugh at you, it's becausethey're jealous.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if youwant to. If they're going out with you inthe first place, it's because they like beingin your arms.
8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tellyour friends that you did.
8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don't tellyour friends that you did.
9. You can be dirty-minded in private;really...most of them are not offended byit...
10. Not all of them eat like birds; a lot ofthem can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying halfof everything, but they do discuss thesethings with their friends. Realize that ifyou make your girlfriend pay half all thetime, everyone will know about it andyour friends will know you're a pu**y...
11.5 Do you honestly need all yourmoney that much? Be a man, pay all thetime!
12. Every girl should eventually get threethings from her boyfriend- a stuffedanimal, one of his sweatshirts, and areally pretty ring, even if it's not a seriousrelationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely asoften as you can. If you're dropping heroff, walk her to the door. If you aren'tdropping her off, call to be sure she'shome safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is yourright to beat the sh*t out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend ofyours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just ina joking way. Even if she swats you first,and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" orsomething, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while.She doesn't care whether you enjoy it ornot, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't getalong with their pets, parents, and bestfriends. Be prince charming to theirfriends, Mr. Polite to their parents, andmake sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their mom...thats justfreaky.
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's notgross, and it really does make them feellike sh*t, so be understanding.
21. If you don't like the way they drive,you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you'reintroducing her to your friends, you'dbetter damn well introduce her as yourgirlfriend.
23. Don't stress where you go for everydate. They really only want to be withyou.
24. If they complain that something hurts,rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're playfighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their god damn birthdays.You forget her birthday and you'rebasically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne, butsmell good.
28. Don't give her something stupid forher birthday or Christmas or Valentine'sDay. It doesn't have to be expensive, butit has to be meaningful. Jewelry is alwaysnice.
29. If you think the relationship isn'tgoing to last, don't wait to find out. It willonly hurt you more if you draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while,realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend whotruly trusts you, you have a lot moreresponsibility, privilege and control thanyou would think. Be careful with it, mostguys would kill for that kind of power, andit can be lost in a nanosecond.
(If you have read this and you are a girl,then some of these things are actuallyreally true...am I right?! And if you read this and you are a guy, then these are like the mother f**kin best tips you couldever get!)